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« on: November 20, 2011, 06:03:56 am »

When George Bush, the latter, was President, he decided that he would give a speech and press conference at a real working farm.  Hoping to win votes for reelection, he positioned the stage in front of the big red barn, corn fields off in the distance etc.  He stepped up to the podium to get the feel of it and he asked the farmer why these flies wouldn't stop buzzing around his head.  The farmer replied "those are called circle flies and they usually position themselves near a horse's rear end."  "What?" thundered George Bush "are you calling me a horse's ass?"  "No, I would never call anyone that, especially you, Mr. President," replied the farmer, "but it's awfully difficult to fool them flies!"


« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2011, 01:55:30 pm »

LOL! That must make Obama the dung pile he left on the ground, Clinton the load he spewed on a dress and Reagan the shovel used to clean the s**t up! Bush senior was the machine to spread the manure and Carter was the farmer who f**cked things up to start with.

You gotta love American politics!


« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2011, 05:05:30 pm »

 He He He He He He


« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2011, 01:18:31 am »


The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage!

"Education is all we have left when we have forgotten everything we learned in school." -- Albert Einstein
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