A boy and his mum go christmas
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« on: March 24, 2015, 06:46:51 pm »

A boy and his mum go christmas shopping and they see two women having a fight, and their calling each other b*tches and bastards and dicks and vaginas. when they get to the car the boy asks his mum what a b*tch and bastard is, so she replies well a b*tch is a girl and a bastards a boy. The boy then asks whats a dick and a vagina and she says a dick is a hat and a vaginas a coat. so they go home and the kid goes up stairs to the toilet and his dads shaving in the shower and he cuts himself and says shit! and the boy goes what's shit? then his dad says oh um, just a new type of shaving cream i'm using. then then kid goes downstairs where his mum accidenatally cuts herself cutting the turkey and she says f***k! so the boy asks what f*ck is and his mum goes just a new way of cutting the turkey. then the door bell rings and the boys yells i'll get it and opens the door and his grandparents have aarrived for lunch and the kid goes welcome b*tches and barstards! you can put your dicks and vaginas over there! dads putting shit on his face and mums f***king the turkey!

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