My neighbour owes me £500 and he won’t pay up
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« on: April 21, 2015, 06:28:31 pm »

A man went to his lawyer and told him, ‘My neighbour owes me £500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?’ ‘Do you have any proof he owes you the money?’ asked the lawyer. ‘Nope,’ replied the man. ‘OK, then write him a letter asking him for the £1,000 he owed you,’ said the lawyer. ‘But it’s only £500,’ replied the man. ‘Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!’


« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2016, 05:19:56 pm »

And then the lawyer takes the money Smiley


« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2016, 12:29:01 am »



« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2016, 04:54:26 am »


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