A Husband And Wife Go To Counseling After 30 Years Of Marriage
Hello November 15, 2018, 04:19:50 pm *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
 
   Home   Help Arcade Login Register  
Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: A Husband And Wife Go To Counseling After 30 Years Of Marriage  (Read 490 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
(Hidden)

« on: July 07, 2015, 06:48:21 pm »


After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable – an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I fish."


Read more at http://www.sunnyskyz.com/funny-jokes/93/A-Husband-And-Wife-Go-To-Counseling-After-30-Years-Of-Marriage#4Ll6SyoGca7r92QR.99
Logged


Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  

* Permissions
You can't post new topics.
You can't post replies.
You can't post attachments.
You can't modify your posts.
BBCode Enabled
Smilies Enabled
[img] Enabled
HTML Disabled

 
Jump to:  

Related Topics
Subject Started by Replies Views Last post
A husband says to wife Jokes & Funny Stuff coryzinho 0 436 Last post March 04, 2015, 06:37:24 pm
by coryzinho
A man and his wife go to the doctor's office. Jokes & Funny Stuff coryzinho 0 593 Last post March 24, 2015, 10:07:20 pm
by coryzinho
A wife and her husband are at the dentist. Jokes & Funny Stuff coryzinho 0 542 Last post March 24, 2015, 10:57:44 pm
by coryzinho
A Husband And Wife Go Golfing Jokes & Funny Stuff coryzinho 0 503 Last post July 07, 2015, 06:47:27 pm
by coryzinho
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon Jokes & Funny Stuff nhalizegt 2 1332 Last post July 01, 2016, 12:24:54 am
by Gman2034