Four nuns were in a car crash and died.
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« on: July 07, 2015, 10:42:00 pm »

Four nuns were in a car crash and died. They went to the Pearly Gates and stood before St. Peter.
He said: "Before I let you into heaven, I have to make sure you're pure. Have any of you had anything to do with a man's private parts?"
The first said: "I saw a penis once." Peter replied: "Wash your eyes with the holy water from the font and then you can enter heaven."
The second said: "I touched a man's penis once." Peter replied: "Wash your hands in the font and then you can enter heaven."
Just then the fourth cuts in front of the third. Peter asked "what are you doing?" She replied: "If I have to gargle with that water, I'm going to do it before Sister Ruth sits in it."
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