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« on: August 18, 2015, 02:53:33 am »

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, you might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: I'm afraid the lab called with your test results. They said you only have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT on earth could be WORSE news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
1x Grin


« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2015, 09:10:36 am »

 I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
amazing Cry

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