Marriage at an Assisted Living Complex
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« on: October 15, 2015, 08:50:54 pm »

Jacob, age 82, and Rebecca, age 79, live at an assisted living complex in Florida.
They recently decided to get married and were very excited about their decision.
One day they went for a stroll and discussed their wedding plans.
When they came to a nice looking drug store, Jacob suggested that they go in.
Jacob turned to the man behind the counter and asked, "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answered "Yes".
Jacob pulled out a piece of paper and said, "We're about to get married and I'd like to ask you some questions."
"Go right ahead.", said the Pharmacist.
Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob smiled and said, "Good. Then we'd like to use this store for our Bridal Registry."

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