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« on: October 24, 2015, 10:07:20 pm »
A man wanted Valentine's Day to be special, so he bought a bottle of absinthe and stopped by the florist's to order a bouquet of his wife's favorite flower: white anemones.

Unfortunately, the florist was sold out of flowers and had only a few stems of feathery ferns.

The man asked the florist to make a bouquet out of the ferns and the flask of liquor. He added a card and proceeded home.

After a romantic candlelight dinner, he presented his wife with the gift. She opened the card to read, "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder."

With a tear in her eye, she whispered to him lovingly, "Yes, and with fronds like these, who needs anemones."
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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2015, 10:18:54 pm »
 Cry
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2016, 12:41:50 am »
 Grin
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2016, 10:31:35 am »
yes thats sweet
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2016, 12:59:41 am »
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2016, 05:07:20 am »
 Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2016, 06:59:43 pm »
cute
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2016, 07:00:05 am »
i dont get it QQ
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