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« on: October 24, 2015, 10:10:59 pm »
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple in their bedroom.
The husband turned to his wife and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen action in years. If he wants sex, I think it's best to just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."
"I'm so relieved you feel that way," replies his wife, "because he told me he thinks you're really cute."
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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2015, 10:20:39 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2016, 11:01:00 pm »
lol  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2016, 11:28:00 pm »
 Crazy? Blind Grin
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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2016, 05:33:54 am »
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« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2016, 12:33:37 am »
 Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2016, 04:59:29 am »
 Cheesy
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