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« on: October 31, 2015, 03:34:20 am »


The food in my bowl
Is old, and more to the point
Contains no tuna.
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So you want to play.
Will I claw at dancing string?
Your ankle's closer.
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There's no dignity
In being sick - which is why
I don't tell you where.
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Seeking solitude
I am locked in the closet.
For once I need you.
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Tiny can, dumped in
Plastic bowl. Presentation:
One star; service: none.
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Am I in your way?
You seem to have it backwards:
This pillow's taken.
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Your mouth is moving;
Up and down, emitting noise.
I have lost interest.
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The dog wags his tail,
Seeking approval. See mine?
Different message.
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My brain: walnut-sized.
Yours: largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?
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Most problems can be
Ignored. The more difficult
Ones can be slept through.
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My affection is
Conditional. Don't stand up,
It's your lap I love.
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Cats can't steal the breath
Of children. But if my tail's
Pulled again, I'll learn.
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I don't mind being
Teased, any more than you mind
A skin graft or two.
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So you call this thing
Your "cat carrier." I call
These my "blades of death."
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Toy mice, dancing yarn
Meowing sounds. I'm convinced:
You're an idiot.
   
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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2015, 12:35:08 am »

All...Just Great
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2016, 12:39:07 am »

 :-)
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2016, 05:03:18 am »

 Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2016, 07:43:47 pm »

thats so good
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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2016, 06:01:03 am »

Hehe, Having had a few cats, I can relate to these  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2016, 01:41:27 pm »

So very true
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« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2016, 12:13:06 am »

A few weak attempts:

A Japanese cat
contemplating Mount Fuji
and plates of sushi.


I just realized
that "god" is "dog" spelled backwards.
Baffling conundrum!


I'll go outside now
off on an adventure. Be
back when I'm hungry.


Curled up on the couch
I catch a bird in a dream.
It tastes like cat food.


I play with spiders,
batting them around the floor -
so fun! Spindly toys!
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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2016, 12:00:09 am »

I loved this so much
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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2016, 12:13:15 am »

This is amazing with love with love with love
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