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« on: December 02, 2015, 04:41:29 pm »

> Beauty blogger Tracy Kiss has a skin condition called rosacea that she says she treats successfully with natural products milked from a mystery human semen cow


> Beauty blogger Tracy Kiss suffers from a skin condition called rosacea – a problem that causes rashy redness and increased sensitivity. However, Kiss shuns traditional treatments, instead opting for something that may gross other people out: semen.

> In her "Semen Facial Tutorial" video, Kiss explains the condition and her process while championing the rejuvenating qualities of semen. The first, important, burning question anyone would ask is "Who is providing the semen?" A friend, apparently, who brings round his cum in a "pot from the Chinese takeaway".

> Kiss has a friend who "harvests semen in his own time". Kiss says she is "not involved in the semen extraction".... One thing this man never says: what a time to be alive. In the video, Kiss says ominously, "If I ever have a husband I will be using him every morning".


Ominously? Really? What's ominous about that?


« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2015, 05:57:39 am »

truth be told , im an true believer that semen does make one younger looking. however i do not use it topically (on the skin) but i swallow it. ever since i noticed that my skin is smoother, softer, and clearer i've been an avid fan of swallowing semen. there are some guys with semen potent enough to kill my acne the day after i swallowed their semen. must be something about stem cells in semen, i dunno, but it really is great for the skin.


« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2018, 10:25:50 am »

ohhhh on the face, me dummy always swalloed it. lol Let it work from the inside.  Cheers


« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2018, 11:25:50 pm »

I can't believe that is a thing!! There are no stem cells in ejaculate... Maybe it's the pre-cum that is doing its magic?


« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2018, 06:44:55 am »

Way ahead of you! Cheers


« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2018, 07:26:48 pm »

hi there


« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2018, 04:23:52 pm »

except for protein that cant be absorbed by our face
i dont see how it works. lol

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