Mother Goose gone wrong
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« on: March 22, 2016, 03:43:11 am »

Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider, who sat down beside her and said:
"Hey! What's in the bowl, B*tch?"
     - Andrew "Dice" Clay


Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
My cock is hard as a rock
The clock struck One; who's up for fun?
I hate to ruin another sock.


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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2016, 12:34:49 am »

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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2016, 04:59:53 am »

 Cheesy
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