Every Friday is a Good Friday - Especially for Blondes
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« on: March 25, 2016, 11:00:05 pm »

Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They
found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates
with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter
heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we
give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."

"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in."

The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we
celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts
to each other."

"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."

The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all
about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with
the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with
His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to
the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died,
they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front
of it."

"Very good!" said St. Peter.

The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the
stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow,
we have 6 more weeks of basketball."

St. Peter fainted!


« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2016, 04:07:18 pm »

L.O.L.  Crazy?


« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2016, 05:55:36 am »



« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2016, 12:30:20 am »



« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2016, 04:57:01 am »



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