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« on: March 27, 2016, 06:19:16 am »

So, I'm a virgin (I didn't give a shit about relationships all my life, half because I was home-schooled and never had a social life that allowed me to meet guys and half because I didn't really want one) I'm 18 now since last summer I've been having fantasies about having boyfriends all the time and they aren't going away and it's starting to drive me insane. Like, I just want to freaking cuddle with someone and watch movies or go and have dinner and do cute couple shit. Usually I'm anti-couple stuff, like I'm not romantic at all, but I don't know, I just really want to do stuff like that now...

ANYWAY, back to the title. Obviously I want to try sex for the first time and blah blah blah, my problem is, I keep my fingernails kinda long. To the point where a little bit of skin now grows under it and if I cut them too short it hurts (Plus, my fingernails grow hella fast, like they get long within two weeks) and I realized a week ago if I was ever gonna finger a guy I would probably cut them up like carrots.

Any idea on what I should do? I doubt I'll finger on my first time and I doubt my first time will even be soon, I just don't know what I'll do when the time comes *_*


« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2016, 08:09:27 am »

Either clip the nails or file them down (be sure to buff). If your fingers are what you say they are, you're gonna chop up someone's ass. Anyways, hope you have fun, and stay safe Wink


« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2016, 02:41:18 pm »

don't understand  why you cannot cut them off


« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2016, 09:13:13 pm »

don't understand  why you cannot cut them off

A little bit of skin grows underneath so if I cut them too short it hurts/bleeds. And I forgot about filing, I think that will be my best option when the time comes haha.


« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2016, 09:40:32 am »

You should keep them small as a habit. It's dangerous and decadent to keep long nails. Your nails are more likely to tear off.


« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2016, 11:13:19 pm »

you dont tike to cut it or what ?


« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2016, 06:48:55 am »

Cut them down to within a millimeter of the overhang and then use an emery board/buffer to comfortably buff them down to the skin (use back-lighting to better see where the skin ends).

If all else fails, you can always grab a box of "Finger Cots" at the drug store. You can even carry a couple in a small plastic baggie in your wallet in case a fingering opportunity comes up (OR in case you need to serve as an impromptu drug mule when returning from one of your frequent trips to Colombia).

Just be sure not to leave them loose in your wallet, lest they randomly fall out at an inconvenient time, leading people around you to think they're "tiny condoms" for your 2-inch dick. It'll be like the inverse of that time when Zac Efron "accidentally" dropped that Magnum condom from his pocket on the red carpet:


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