Two Irish Nuns' Immigration
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« on: March 31, 2016, 06:57:51 pm »


Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat,
and one says to the other, "I hear that the people
in this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall
live in America, we might as well do as the
Americans do."

As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling,
"Hot Dogs, get your dogs here," and they both
walk towards the hot dog cart.

"Two dogs, please!," says one. The vendor is very
pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and
hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench
and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'

The mother superior is first to open hers.
She begins to blush, and then, after staring
at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and in
a soft brogue whispers:

"What part did you get ?"
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2016, 12:00:00 am »

Hahahahahahha, this is brilliant!  LOL LOL LOL
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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2016, 09:51:54 am »

 ROTFL
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« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2016, 04:06:30 pm »

lmfao
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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2016, 05:55:53 am »

 Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2016, 05:26:40 pm »

NIce Cheesy  Cool
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2016, 04:53:46 am »

 Cheesy
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