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« on: May 10, 2016, 09:33:42 pm »

A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New
York City. He told the Sales lady, "I would like a Southern
Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B". With a quizzical look,
the sales lady asked, "What kind of bra?" He repeated, "A
Southern Baptist bra. She said to tell you that she wanted
a Southern Baptist bra and that you would know what she
wanted." "Ah, now I remember," Said the saleslady, "we
don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly
our customers lately want the Catholic bra or the Salvation
Army bra, or he Presbyterian type". Confused and a little
flustered, the man asked, "So what are the differences?"

The woman responded, "Well, it's really quite simple. The
Catholic type supports the masses, The Salvation Army lifts
up the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch
and upright." He mused at that for a moment and then asked,
"So, what is the Southern Baptist type for?" "They", she
replied, "make mountains out of molehills".


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