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« on: November 24, 2016, 05:29:34 am »

  A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace the retiring
     country doctor. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on
     his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor.
     At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my
     stomach." The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the
     fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if
     that does the trick?" As they left the younger man said, "You didn't even
     examine that woman. How did you arrive at your diagnosis so quickly?" "I
     didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in
     there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half-dozen banana peels
     in the trash. That was what was probably making her sick."
     "Huh," the younger doctor said, "pretty clever. I think I'll try that at
     the next house." Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes
     talking with a younger woman. She complained that she just didn't have the energy she
     once did. "I'm feeling terribly run down lately." "You've probably been
     doing too much work for the church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps
     you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."
     As they left, the elder doc said, "Your diagnosis is almost certainly
     correct, but how did you arrive at it?" "Well, just as you did at the
     last house, I dropped my stethoscope and when I bent down to retrieve it,
     I noticed the preacher under the bed."


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