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« on: November 26, 2016, 05:43:44 am »

The BLACK PANTIES
 
 
                    Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still
                    hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter
                    is constantly calling her and urging her to get back
                    into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but
                    didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies:
                    "Mom! I have someone for you to meet.
 
 
                    Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another
                    and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him
                    for a weekend in the Catskills.
 
 
                    Their first night there, she undresses as he does.
                    There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy
                    panties, he in his birthday suit.
 
 
                    Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?" She
                    replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours
                    to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
 
 
                    He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The
                    following night the same scenario. She's standing there
                    with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday
                    suit ... except that he is wearing a black condom.
 
 
                    She looks at him and asks: "What's with this black
                    condom?"
 
 
                    He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2016, 07:37:27 pm »

Ya know what I have never seen a black condom...Do they make those?
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2016, 07:50:39 pm »

yep they do. At least where I live
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2016, 10:29:55 pm »

https://www.google.ca/search?q=black+condoms&biw=1536&bih=702&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjFqJbG0PTQAhWEKGMKHTeiDJEQ_AUIBigB
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