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« on: November 28, 2016, 10:48:31 pm »

Sexy Newfie

Jarge is passing by Ned's shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Ned doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly boot, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Ned', says Jarge.

'Lord tunderin' jeezuss, ye frightened the livin shit out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Ned, ' me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor . "


« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2016, 07:34:53 pm »

hahaha Cheesy Redneck humor

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