From an Spanish Church: http://www.iglesiadelfinal.com/certificado-de-heterosexualidad/
Tired of being questioned by your manhood? Do you want to be sure you can find a job? Do you need to show the parents of your rib(they call women "ribs") that you are not diverted? The Church of the End of the Times offers you the solution!
Get your Certificate of Heterosexuality issued by our Church and signed by the Prophet Andres de la Barra, the holiest man on Earth, the closest and closest to God. If you are rib, you can also access the Certificate of Heterosexuality, only with a small extra charge.
Values for the Certificate of Heterosexuality:
Certificate for men: US $ 500.00
Certificate for Ribs: U $ 750.00
The validity of the Certificate is 5 years for males and 3 years for ribs.