Those thick paste black glasses.
The Man Bun
Lower head hair all cropped short, upper head's long (every dude has it in some way or another so it looks repetitive)
Well combed and short hair + shaggy beard like a desert patriarch
Luscious, yet ridiculous whiskers.
Kale or any type of healthy eating trend that's usually reserved for people with higher incomes and not all people.
'Fancy' restaurants where you are served bite size meals at high prices.
The Bieber haircut
Kids (or even grown men) that use their pants way below the hip and don't tie their shoelaces.
(Wow...I DO hate a lot of things...