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« on: March 19, 2017, 01:21:21 pm »

So. Have you had any funny episodes of coming out to random people ?  Grin

For example my friend was in the club with friends. And there was this girl that kept complimenting him. She started to get really close and stuff and say she wants to kiss him or smth or buy a drink and he was like. NO. I don't want a drink. I prefer sausages. And she couldn't understand what he meant Cheesy Until he kissed the other guy.

I was hurrying somewhere and there was this girl that goes around the city square and tries to convince guy to go to the strip clubs.
Of course she had to come and talk to me and she was like:
- come on! there's a party there will be a show and stuff
- yeah, yeah I don't have time for this
- but WHY - in such an accusing tone, she stood on my way and really wanted to know the answer
- just don't
- but there will be a show!
- yeah I don't care
- A SHOW. Don't you wanna see the show.
- (for God's sake) what show?
- There will be hot girls dancing ! (see, huh, convinced you now?)
- Oh if that's so... come a little closer
And she's like wut ?
- Yeah, come closer
She comes closer I move my mouth to her ears and shout:
Haha you should see her face. Like seeing a ghost or something. No questions asked after that. She looked like this:


« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2017, 01:33:23 pm »

My best friend is gay as well. He came out to me but I somehow missed the window of opportunity to return the favour, maybe I was just too shy at the time. So a couple of weeks later I mustered up the courage and decided to tell him in person. In the following weeks I tried everything humanly possible to meet up with him but he was quite busy and used to be flaky sometimes too. So when I finally thought I managed to nail him down for a meeting and went to his house he wasn't there. He lost track of time and got stuck in traffic somewhere. By the time I was so pissed off that I just sent him a text message saying something along the lines of "Screw you for standing me up again. I am gay too btw."His reply? "Oh crap, I am SO sorry."

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