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« on: March 22, 2017, 05:46:19 pm »

A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third  day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. 
After dusting  themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period  of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.'
'I know, Father. In fact, I  don't think it likely that we can  survive more  than  a day or two.' 
'I agree,' says the Priest. 'Sister, since we are  unlikely to make  it out of  here alive, would you do something for me?'
'Anything, Father.'
'I have never seen a  woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.' 
'Well, under the  circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'
The Nun  opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed  the sight of her shapely  breasts, commenting  frequently on their beauty. 
'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?' She  consented and he fondled them for several minutes.   
'Father, could I ask something of you?'
'Yes, Sister?'
'I  have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'
'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.   
'Oh Father, may I touch it?'
The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.
'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give  life.'
'Is that true Father?'
'Yes, it  is, Sister.'
'Oh Father, that's wonderful...Stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!'

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