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« on: March 22, 2017, 06:16:03 pm »

This guy goes in to see the doctor and (speak in a high falsetto voice) he says "doctor, I'm 28 years old, my voice never got lower at puberty, can you help me?"  The doctor examines the patient thoroughly and asks him to drop his drawers.  The patient's cock flops down below his knees!  "I see what the problem is," says the doctor, "your dick is so big, it's taking all the male hormones and there are none left to lower your voice.  We'll need to take about 4 inches off."  (again, speak in high voice for the patient) "Are you sure doctor?"  "Oh yes, " the doctor said,  "my colleague had a very similar case about 5 years ago."  So the patient agrees to the surgery.  Several days later, he awakes from the anesthesia in his hospital bed, the doctor comes in.  The patient (speak in as deep a voice as you can muster) says "well, doc, everything seems to be working okay, I really like my deep voice, but, you know, I was thinking I might have made a mistake.  Can I get that 4 inches added back?"  Doctor says (speak in high falsetto voice)  "I don't think so!"

(in case you don't get this:  the doctor added the four inches to himself)
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