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« on: March 22, 2017, 06:16:21 pm »

Two boys are on summer vacation and they get bored and go for a long walk.  They tire out and sit on the curb across the street from a swanky apartment building.  After a short time they notice fairly well dressed men approach the building, open their wallets and pull out $100 bills.  After about 15 minutes or so, the same men exit the building.  The one boy says to the other "We gotta find out what's going on over there."  So they enter the building and ask the madam what's up. She asks them if they have any money.  The boys have 35 cents between them.  "I think I can help you," she says "come upstairs."  The enter a room, there's a hooker on the bed, naked and the madam says to her "spread 'em."  The takes one boy by the hair, puts his face in her snatch for a couple seconds, removes it and does the same for the other boy.  "well," she says, "that about does it for 35 cents."  The boys exit the building, sit back on the curb for a long time without speaking.  Finally one boy says "I don't know about you, but I think $100 worth of that would've killed me!"

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