« on: March 22, 2017, 06:48:28 pm »
Two redneck farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, having a beer.
Jim turns to Bob and says â€śYou know, Iâ€™m tired of going through life without an education. I think Iâ€™ll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes.â€ť
Bob thinks thatâ€™s a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
â€śLogicâ€ť, Jim says, â€śWhatâ€™s that?â€ť
The Dean says â€śIâ€™ll give you an example. Do you own a weed-eater?â€ť
â€śYeahâ€ť, says Jim.
Dean says â€śThen, logically speaking, because you own a weed-eater, I think you would have a yard.â€ť
Jim says, â€śThatâ€™s true, I do have a yard.â€ť
â€śIâ€™m not doneâ€ť, says the Dean. â€śBecause you have a yard, I think, logically, you would have a house.â€ť
Jim says, â€śYes, I do have a house.â€ť
The Dean says, â€śAnd because you have a house, I think, logically, you might have a family.â€ť
â€śYesâ€ť, Jim says. â€śI have a family.â€ť
â€śIâ€™m not done yetâ€ť, the Dean says. â€śBecause you have a family, then, logically, you must have a wife, so logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.â€ť
Jim says â€śI am a heterosexual. Thatâ€™s amazing - you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed-eater!â€ť
Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Deanâ€™s hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar.
He tells Bob about the classes he signed up for: Math, English, History, and Logic.
â€śLogicâ€ť, says Bob. â€śWhatâ€™s that?â€ť
Jim says, â€śIâ€™ll give you an example. Do you have a weed-eater?â€ť
Bob says â€śNo.â€ť
Jim says, â€śThen youâ€™re a queer.â€ť