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« on: March 22, 2017, 06:51:07 pm »

A Gay man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful prince".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful prince, I will stay with you for one week."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a prince, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful prince, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a boyfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2017, 01:28:25 am »

Badda boom! You know, the could use you on The Big Bang Theory. It's been losing it for a while now.Cheesy

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