Hey I want to start a topic with stories. Just stories, funny, embarrassing, bitchy, sad, whatever. Not necessarily sex themed. Just casual life shorties.
Hmmm let's start with this one maybe:[FUNNY/UNEXPECTED]
So, one time I was going to the party with friends. We had some drinks before and me and one of my friends were going to the party next. So we were kind of hmmm in a silly playful mood? The tram was there already. I was empty and we had it all for ourselves until a guy went in. He was like those tatted bad boys that work our a little, have a lot of cash no one knows where from and do coke every evening. Well he was acting all casual at first but then started to be a little hm... to ahead of himself? Also a little aggressive. He would comment on us and stuff. He opened a beer can and just put it on the tram floor. Then he rolled a joint or something. We were cool at first but didn't like his approach towards us. Well he told me that I don't know who he is and I was a little drunk and was like "yeeeeaaah who the fuck are you?"
he got mad and started telling me that I'm nobody and don't even exist in this tram. The boys started to be a little stressed out but he continued the conversation. Suddenly he just started to be all aggressive again and was like DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU FEEL NOT GOOD ? YOU WANT ME? and I was like hmmm this dude is getting serious. Then he just stood up. Well I got sober in no time and that was the moment to think about what's next. He clearly was after me more than the other friends so he's gonna approach me. But I was sitting next to the window while my female friend was closer to him. I was like: well, fuck don't want anything to happen to her, gotta move quickly. He took all of his things out of his pockets and placed it on the floor to be ready. I was trying to be ready too. I just shaped my hand into a fist and was just one second from releasing a punch just to be first and have the upper hand. And then he did THAT. Everybody was like WHAT THE FUCK. IS THIS SHIT REAL?! The guy that I thought was going to punch me did a fucking twine. Like really. I was speechless. I literally didn't know what to say. I just said "wow, can you do the other one for us too?" and he said "this one that one, every fucking one" "wow. that's impressive". Well and that was about it. We became friends.