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« on: July 02, 2017, 05:31:56 am »

Scrodinger and Heisenberg were driving down a highway in Texas.   
A cop pulled them over.police
The cop said, "Are you aware that you were doing 85 mph in a 60 mph zone?"
Schrodinger said, "Great, now I'm lost."

The cop said, "Pop open the trunk, wiseass."
He looked inside, "Are you aware that there's a dead cat in here?"
Heisenberg said, "Now I am."


« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2017, 05:34:12 am »

There are two types of people in this world.
Those who can extrapolate.

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who know binary and those who do not.

There are 3 types of people in this world.
Those who can count and those who can't.
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2017, 05:36:42 am »

Three philosophers went to a bar.

The bartender asked, "Would all of you like a beer?"

The first philosopher said, "I don't know."
The second philosopher said, "I don't know."
The third philosopher said, "Yes."

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