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« on: July 02, 2017, 05:31:56 am »

Scrodinger and Heisenberg were driving down a highway in Texas.   
A cop pulled them over.police
The cop said, "Are you aware that you were doing 85 mph in a 60 mph zone?"
Schrodinger said, "Great, now I'm lost."

The cop said, "Pop open the trunk, wiseass."
He looked inside, "Are you aware that there's a dead cat in here?"
Heisenberg said, "Now I am."
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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2017, 05:34:12 am »

There are two types of people in this world.
Those who can extrapolate.

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There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who know binary and those who do not.

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There are 3 types of people in this world.
Those who can count and those who can't.
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2017, 05:36:42 am »

Three philosophers went to a bar.

The bartender asked, "Would all of you like a beer?"

The first philosopher said, "I don't know."
The second philosopher said, "I don't know."
The third philosopher said, "Yes."
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2017, 10:36:10 pm »

 Bith fight
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2017, 04:06:44 am »

I told the one about the 3 philosophers in the bar to someone who researches Game Theory.

His version, "the three game-theorists look at one another for a minute, then all of them say 'Yes".
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2017, 03:49:53 am »

I told the one about the 3 philosophers in the bar to someone who researches Game Theory.

His version, "the three game-theorists look at one another for a minute, then all of them say 'Yes".


Hahah, that's pretty true I guess. Makes it even more intriguing to others.
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