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« on: November 06, 2017, 10:22:03 pm »

Disney World has the "Hall of Presidents" attraction which features all the US presidents as animatronics.
The show features a synopsis of the birth and growth of the USA and then focuses on George Washinton, Abraham Lincoln, and whoever the current president is. 
Walt Disney was quite republican, patriotic, etc.  The Disney corporation remained "red white and blue" up until the Disney corporation became a corporate bitch.  Since then.. it has taken a deep turn to the left.  They are now joined with the ABC television network.   The quality of the Disney parks have also slipped considerably.

Back to the "Hall of Presidents".  Every new president is added to the attraction, and that president is given the most advanced animatronic model.  Disney was thrilled with the prospect of adding crooked Hillary Clinton to the Hall of Presidents.. and that is what they anticipated.  But then Donald Trump won the election.. and that left the Disney people in shock.  They didn't know what to do, and still don't.  It is now a full year since Trump won the election.. and guess what?  The "Hall of Presidents" is STILL closed!  Furthermore, they have no opening date.  It will not open in 2017.   There has been a massive debate going on at Disney.. they don't want Trump to speak.  Furthermore, Disney wants to write the speech that Trump reads.  Trump said "NO".  Trump insists he will write his own speech.  I've seen preliminary art work for the Trump animatron.. and they did their worst to make him look terrible.  I would not be surprised if they got some moonbat moron to imitate Trump's voice and open the attraction with a Disney script without the president's approval.   
But that is another problem... if they did that, it would piss off a LOT of people who would not go to the park and even if they went to the park, they would skip that attraction. 
I know that my ass will not be passing through the gates of that park until they add Trump.. and the real Trump, not Alec Baldwin. 

Frankly.. the once great Disney parks are now obsolete.  Drive-in movie theaters are gone... Circuses are gone... World Fairs are gone.. most carnivals are gone.. state fairs are pretty much gone.. it might be the time to pull the plug on theme parks. 

Disney has 3 new additions for it's Orlando parks in progress.   A restaurant in EPCOT.  (whoopee.. you eat overpriced food.. if you are lucky enough to get a reservation.. while looking at asteroids overhead).  A Disney-feature movie theater in the main Magic Kingdom park.. oooh.. who the fuck wants to watch stupid cartoons in a theater?  They had a similar theater in WDW years ago that almost everyone ignored.  They also have a new roller coaster opening right next to Space Mountain (which has already been gutted other than the roller coaster itself0.. get this.. in 2021!   How LONG does it take to build a new ride?  You can bet your bippy that as soon as the new roller coaster is complete in 4 years.. they will tear down Space Mountain. 
All this follows the raping of EPCOT's "Journey Into Imagination" ride, the elimination of the "Cuntry Bare Jamboree" in Disneyland and one of the two "Cuntry Bear Jamborees" in WDW.   (Theme parks sometimes have TWO of the same ride in the park - which almost nobody realizes.. another example of that is the KONG ride in Busch Gardens in Tampa which my daddy did some of the design).  Disney World also raped many of their other rides including "The Enchanted Tiki Room" and "Pirates Of The Caribbean".   

This is typical of anything that moonbats take control of. 
You think you can still buy cap-powered muskets that shoot cork balls in the "Pirates of the Caribbean" or can you shoot at people with air rifles from Tom Sawyer's Island at the riverboat that goes by?  Not a CHANCE!   They also eliminated the Keel boats entirely. 
They will probably rip out Tom Sawyer's Island and replace it with "Al Sharpton's Hood" sponsored by CNN.  They could also have "Minnie's Abortion Clinic" in which you get to decide whether or not to charge Mickey with rape, and whether or not to have a partial birth abortion or give birth on the day of delivery. 

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Frankly.. the once great Disney parks are now obsolete.  Drive-in movie theaters are gone... Circuses are gone... World Fairs are gone.. most carnivals are gone.. state fairs are pretty much gone.. it might be the time to pull the plug on theme parks. 

No. Absolutely not. If anything, the standards set by Disney are what killed everything you mentioned but the Drive-in.

Theme parks are fantastic but expensive. There are several here that are amazing, including Disneyland and Disneysea.

And how is it you know that Disney hasn't opened their Hall of Presidents because of Trump? Unless they've said so it's speculation.
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« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2017, 10:40:30 pm »


Frankly.. the once great Disney parks are now obsolete.  Drive-in movie theaters are gone... Circuses are gone... World Fairs are gone.. most carnivals are gone.. state fairs are pretty much gone.. it might be the time to pull the plug on theme parks. 

No. Absolutely not. If anything, the standards set by Disney are what killed everything you mentioned but the Drive-in.

Theme parks are fantastic but expensive. There are several here that are amazing, including Disneyland and Disneysea.

And how is it you know that Disney hasn't opened their Hall of Presidents because of Trump? Unless they've said so it's speculation.
 

I live about 80 miles from the Disney Parks.. and know people that work there..   and I've seen how far the parks have degraded over decades.

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i have to mention something a bit off-topic about Tokyo Disneyland.  Maybe you have something to add about this.  In the Florida Disney parks, there are a LOT of children and babies in the parks... and a lot of strollers, etc.  The man I sometimes refer to that was murdered went to Tokyo Disneyland and took several dozen photos that were posted online years before he was murdered.  There was something very strange about the photos.. there were virtually NO children in the park!   WTF is up with that?  Seems that entertainment is for adults at Tokyo Disneyland. 
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« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2017, 06:53:12 am »


Frankly.. the once great Disney parks are now obsolete.  Drive-in movie theaters are gone... Circuses are gone... World Fairs are gone.. most carnivals are gone.. state fairs are pretty much gone.. it might be the time to pull the plug on theme parks. 

No. Absolutely not. If anything, the standards set by Disney are what killed everything you mentioned but the Drive-in.

Theme parks are fantastic but expensive. There are several here that are amazing, including Disneyland and Disneysea.

And how is it you know that Disney hasn't opened their Hall of Presidents because of Trump? Unless they've said so it's speculation.
 

I live about 80 miles from the Disney Parks.. and know people that work there..   and I've seen how far the parks have degraded over decades.

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i have to mention something a bit off-topic about Tokyo Disneyland.  Maybe you have something to add about this.  In the Florida Disney parks, there are a LOT of children and babies in the parks... and a lot of strollers, etc.  The man I sometimes refer to that was murdered went to Tokyo Disneyland and took several dozen photos that were posted online years before he was murdered.  There was something very strange about the photos.. there were virtually NO children in the park!   WTF is up with that?  Seems that entertainment is for adults at Tokyo Disneyland. 

There are tons of children. I have fantastic pics of the baby strollers all lined up while familes are in line for rides like The Jungle Safari. Parents don't stay all day with young people, though. They either come after five for the discount tickets or leave early.

I've never been to TDW. I've always wanted to go. Maybe when they open the new Star Wars themed section. Smiley Let's meet up!
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« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2017, 08:46:20 am »


Frankly.. the once great Disney parks are now obsolete.  Drive-in movie theaters are gone... Circuses are gone... World Fairs are gone.. most carnivals are gone.. state fairs are pretty much gone.. it might be the time to pull the plug on theme parks. 

No. Absolutely not. If anything, the standards set by Disney are what killed everything you mentioned but the Drive-in.

Theme parks are fantastic but expensive. There are several here that are amazing, including Disneyland and Disneysea.

And how is it you know that Disney hasn't opened their Hall of Presidents because of Trump? Unless they've said so it's speculation.
 

I live about 80 miles from the Disney Parks.. and know people that work there..   and I've seen how far the parks have degraded over decades.

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i have to mention something a bit off-topic about Tokyo Disneyland.  Maybe you have something to add about this.  In the Florida Disney parks, there are a LOT of children and babies in the parks... and a lot of strollers, etc.  The man I sometimes refer to that was murdered went to Tokyo Disneyland and took several dozen photos that were posted online years before he was murdered.  There was something very strange about the photos.. there were virtually NO children in the park!   WTF is up with that?  Seems that entertainment is for adults at Tokyo Disneyland. 

There are tons of children. I have fantastic pics of the baby strollers all lined up while familes are in line for rides like The Jungle Safari. Parents don't stay all day with young people, though. They either come after five for the discount tickets or leave early.

I've never been to TDW. I've always wanted to go. Maybe when they open the new Star Wars themed section. Smiley Let's meet up!

Parents don't stay all day with young people?  Are you saying they dump the kids off at the park and pick them up later?

In the several dozen photos of the guy at Tokyo Disney that wound up a murder victim.  There is not ONE person that I would estimate to be under the age of 16.  Assuming that there actually are a lot of young children at Tokyo Disneyland, that raises another question.. why is it that this 30 year old man - who dressed and behaved like a 10 year old all the time - had such an aversion to children?   
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« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2017, 12:21:39 pm »

Disney Florida has an age limit.   Kids under a certain age have to be with a parent or legal guardian.    I can't remember what it was (too long ago) but my guess would be 15yo.

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« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2017, 02:05:39 pm »


Parents don't stay all day with young people?  Are you saying they dump the kids off at the park and pick them up later?


Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying the parents who bring their kids don't stay all day with their kids but leave together. I'm not sure about an age limit here. I do know that groups of jr. high school students often go together without their parents.
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« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2017, 03:07:53 pm »


Parents don't stay all day with young people?  Are you saying they dump the kids off at the park and pick them up later?


Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying the parents who bring their kids don't stay all day with their kids but leave together. I'm not sure about an age limit here. I do know that groups of jr. high school students often go together without their parents.

Oh, I got it.  That reminds me of a true thing that happened to me.  Disney World typically has their Main Street Electrical Parade and fireworks every night at 9PM and then the park closes for the night.  In other words, the climax to the entire day is the fireworks show.  One time, my grandparents brought my brother and I to Disney World.  They were in their early 60's at the time, but acted like old farts.  I think my grandparents were 90 years old when they were BORN.  Anyway, even though my grandparents were fully mobile, and used to taking walks for miles and riding bicycles, etc.  They just sat around in the park while my brother and I went on rides.  I didn't complain that grandma brought nasty ham sandwiches and warm cans of soda to eat rather than go to the many restaurants in the park.  I didn't complain that they didn't let us go into any of the gift shops (in fact, my brother and I had a little money with us.. I bought a pair of plastic teeth in the magic store which was about the cheapest thing in the store).  I was having fun despite my grandparents.  My brother and I met up with my grandparents when it got dark.  The idea was that you want to get a good spot to watch the parade. 
However, my grandparents had something else in mind.  Instead of finding a good place to sit for the parade and fireworks.. they headed for the EXIT of the park!  Their "brilliant" idea was to get out of the park before everyone else, and beat the traffic.  Who cares if you miss the most spectacular part of the entire day.  What my grandparents did is like having a birthday party, bringing out a cake, and then taking a massive shit on it. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY5NIDAW2yU
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Oh, I got it.  That reminds me of a true thing that happened to me.  Disney World typically has their Main Street Electrical Parade and fireworks every night at 9PM and then the park closes for the night.  In other words, the climax to the entire day is the fireworks show.  One time, my grandparents brought my brother and I to Disney World.  They were in their early 60's at the time, but acted like old farts.  I think my grandparents were 90 years old when they were BORN.  Anyway, even though my grandparents were fully mobile, and used to taking walks for miles and riding bicycles, etc.  They just sat around in the park while my brother and I went on rides.  I didn't complain that grandma brought nasty ham sandwiches and warm cans of soda to eat rather than go to the many restaurants in the park.  I didn't complain that they didn't let us go into any of the gift shops (in fact, my brother and I had a little money with us.. I bought a pair of plastic teeth in the magic store which was about the cheapest thing in the store).  I was having fun despite my grandparents.  My brother and I met up with my grandparents when it got dark.  The idea was that you want to get a good spot to watch the parade. 
However, my grandparents had something else in mind.  Instead of finding a good place to sit for the parade and fireworks.. they headed for the EXIT of the park!  Their "brilliant" idea was to get out of the park before everyone else, and beat the traffic.  Who cares if you miss the most spectacular part of the entire day.  What my grandparents did is like having a birthday party, bringing out a cake, and then taking a massive shit on it. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY5NIDAW2yU


Well, Mr. Frederick, I see that our hour is up.  Yes, I've been told the couch is very comfortable.

Next week, let's further our discussion on how to make posts that actually belong in "Politics & Debate," and work towards channeling your unresolved, historical family issues elsewhere.
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« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2017, 10:51:25 pm »

Oh, I got it.  That reminds me of a true thing that happened to me.  Disney World typically has their Main Street Electrical Parade and fireworks every night at 9PM and then the park closes for the night.  In other words, the climax to the entire day is the fireworks show.  One time, my grandparents brought my brother and I to Disney World.  They were in their early 60's at the time, but acted like old farts.  I think my grandparents were 90 years old when they were BORN.  Anyway, even though my grandparents were fully mobile, and used to taking walks for miles and riding bicycles, etc.  They just sat around in the park while my brother and I went on rides.  I didn't complain that grandma brought nasty ham sandwiches and warm cans of soda to eat rather than go to the many restaurants in the park.  I didn't complain that they didn't let us go into any of the gift shops (in fact, my brother and I had a little money with us.. I bought a pair of plastic teeth in the magic store which was about the cheapest thing in the store).  I was having fun despite my grandparents.  My brother and I met up with my grandparents when it got dark.  The idea was that you want to get a good spot to watch the parade. 
However, my grandparents had something else in mind.  Instead of finding a good place to sit for the parade and fireworks.. they headed for the EXIT of the park!  Their "brilliant" idea was to get out of the park before everyone else, and beat the traffic.  Who cares if you miss the most spectacular part of the entire day.  What my grandparents did is like having a birthday party, bringing out a cake, and then taking a massive shit on it. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY5NIDAW2yU


Well, Mr. Frederick, I see that our hour is up.  Yes, I've been told the couch is very comfortable.

Next week, let's further our discussion on how to make posts that actually belong in "Politics & Debate," and work towards channeling your unresolved, historical family issues elsewhere.

If you spent as much time reading the posts as you do bitching about the posts, you would realize that the post was about Disney World having a crisis over adding Donald Trump to their "Hall of Presidents" because they are a load of moonbats.

I assume you are offended by my posting of the Disney World Main Street Electrical Parade.   I thought some people would enjoy some entertainment that didn't involve huge throbbing cocks for a change.
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