A little old man is taking his evening walk when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He gets closer and says to her, “Hey lady, would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?”
The woman turns back and says, “Listen you, I’m not that kind of a woman! Got it?”
But the very determined old man kept walking a few feet behind. He then says, “Would you let me bite your breast just once for $10,000 dollars?”
The woman stops, thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars... okay, just once! But lets go to that dark alley.”
They go to the alley, where she takes off her top to reveal the most gorgeous breast he has ever seen. He grabs them and starts fondling them slowly, caressing them, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman gets annoyed and asks, “Well? Are you going to bite them or not?”
“Nah,” says the old man, “costs too much…”