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« on: April 07, 2018, 09:06:14 am »

This elderly lady is a widow two times and she decides to get married again. On the wedding day she shows up at the church in a white dress. The preacher comes over and says, "Excuse me, but what are you doing?"

She replies, "Preacher, I came to get married."

He said, "Don’t you know that only virgins are supposed to dress in white on their wedding day?"

She responds, "But Preacher, I’m still a virgin."

"I married you two times in this church before. How can you tell me that you are still a virgin?"

"I am and I can prove it. Look, my first husband was a gynecologist all he wanted was to look at it. My second husband was a stamp collector... boy do I miss that guy."

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