A man was sitting in traffic when a cop knocked on his window.
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« on: April 11, 2018, 06:02:12 pm »

He rolled down the window and asked the officer: "Why is there such a traffic jam?"

Officer: "A group of terrorists kidnapped a few politicians and are blocking the road. They have threatened to burn the politicians alive in 1000 gallons of gasoline if they don't get a 5 million dollar ransom within the hour. I'm going from car to car collecting donations and would like to know if you'd please help."

Man: "Ok. How much are other people giving?"

Officer: "On average, about two gallons."
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2018, 10:55:33 pm »

Makes sense  Grin
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