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« on: May 15, 2018, 01:10:13 am »


How do straight men know their wives are dead?

The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up.


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My grandfather said, "Your generation relies too much on technology."

I replied, "No, it's your generation that relies too much on technology."

Then I reached over and unplugged his life support.


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Why did Stephen Hawking become a scientist, and not a comedian?

He was terrible at stand-up.


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Loved all 3 jokes.  Grin
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