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« on: September 27, 2018, 06:56:09 am »

A daughter is doing her homework in Human Anatomy.

"Mother," she says, " do you spell scrotum?"

The mother looks stumped, and finally replies,

"I wish you had asked me that last night -- it was on the tip of my tongue."

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My brother's penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, but then the librarian told him to take it out.

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A Christian family walks into a hotel.

The father walks up to desk clerk and quietly says, "Please make sure the adult film channels are disabled."

The guy at the desk replies, "It's just regular porn, you sick fuck."



« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2018, 01:27:09 pm »

Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me!

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
It’s when the blind try to read your face.

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.”


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