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« on: January 17, 2019, 01:02:30 am »



I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.



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Went out for dinner with my 19 year old boyfriend.

Being 42, had many people staring and calling me a creep.

Ruined our 10th anniversary.



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You can say what you want about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.



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What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old, and the fetus inside her?

Both are thinking “Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!”.



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Where did the soldier go after getting lost on a minefield?

Everywhere.



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Like a child with cancer, dark humor rarely gets old.


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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2019, 03:56:22 pm »

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