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« on: February 01, 2019, 08:25:41 pm »


I've always treated my family like a treasure...

...so you'll need a map and a shovel to find them.



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How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad?

Stab it 23 times.



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Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.



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Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.



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There are four cows on a farm -- one mamma cow and three calves.

The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?

The momma cow replies, “Well, honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.

The second baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?

The momma cow again replies:

"Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head."

The final baby walks over and says, “Huh ruh-buh duh!

The momma cow says, “Shut up, Brick!
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« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2019, 08:31:27 pm »

Hope this little collection leaves you  Blinking

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