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« on: March 13, 2019, 07:01:46 pm »


My family loves to have dance parties.  My dad, who is pretty hip, will just play music from his iPod.  Then I’ll go to the light switch and make a strobe light show.  

Everyone enjoys it, especially my younger cousin.  He gets down on the floor and starts break-dancing!  He needs that extra joy in his life, as it takes his mind off his epilepsy.



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I wasn’t planning on going for a run this morning, but the weather was so nice, and those cops came out of nowhere.



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"Dude, you’re da bomb!

No, man, you’re da bomb!

In America, a compliment.

In the Middle East, an argument.



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Mickey Mouse was preparing to file for a divorce from Minnie.

The divorce lawyer says to him, “Mickey, you can’t divorce Minnie because she is crazy.”

Mickey responds, "I’m not divorcing her because she’s crazy.  I’m divorcing her because she’s fucking Goofy."



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I hate going to weddings, because there's always an old lady near me who leans over, smiles and whispers, "You’re next.

So, I started doing the same to them at funerals.



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One day a father and a daughter were at a park.

The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly.

The father says, “Just because you killed the butterfly, you don’t get butter for a week.

They were at the same park the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach.

The father laughs and says, “Nice try.


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