Gay Joke of the DAY 6/05/2009 ~ Do you understand the plan...... Right!!
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« on: June 05, 2009, 02:42:45 pm »

Two lovers fall on hard times and decided to rob a bank together.

The first lover plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second lover in great detail.

The robbery begins.

The first lover drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the other lover, “I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?”

“Perfectly,” he said.

He goes in the bank while the other waits in the getaway car.

One minute passes, two minutes pass…seven minutes pass - and the first lover is really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open and out he comes. He’s got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.

About the time he gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.

The guard’s pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.

As the guys are getting away, the first lover says “I thought you understood the plan!”

The second lover said, “I did! I did exactly what you said!”

“No, you idiot,” he replied. “You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!”


« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2009, 07:18:00 pm »

 Bravo You rock


« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2016, 01:17:48 am »


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