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« on: September 13, 2020, 10:54:13 pm »



I was raised by my parents as an only child, which explains all the bitterness in my sister.



A new study found that each year, humans eat more bananas than monkeys, which I found odd, as I eat a lot of monkeys.



My partner was mad that I have absolutely no sense of direction, so one day I just packed up my stuff and right.



My grandfather didn't see that well, which explains why he fell into it.



After my dog died I went to a grief counselor for a month, and that man was so good at his job that when he died a week later, I didn't care.



I took my ex-boyfriend out yesterday, which made me realize how much I love being a sniper.



My therapist told me that "time heals all wounds," so I stabbed him and locked him a closet for a week, and found out he was wrong.



I was at a playground this morning, and when the mother next to me smiled and asked "Which one is yours?", I explained, "I'm still choosing."



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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2020, 02:11:50 am »


My grandfather didn't see that well, which explains why he fell into it.
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming in horror like the people riding in his car.

Most accidents happen in the home...so for heaven's sake, don't drive your car in the house.

My mechanic said I should use more lubrication, so I asked him to bend over the car so we could try it out.
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2020, 10:57:08 am »

Those are fine additions, eobox.  On my list, I usually put my favorite at the end -- the one that's the most twisted, lol...   afraid
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2020, 03:00:08 pm »

Those are fine additions, eobox.  On my list, I usually put my favorite at the end -- the one that's the most twisted, lol...   afraid
I trust I followed your rule.
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« Reply #4 on: Yesterday at 02:00:27 pm »

You're horrible.
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« Reply #5 on: Yesterday at 05:16:51 pm »


You're horrible.


That's the nicest thing anyone said about me this week.
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