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« on: January 16, 2010, 09:11:42 pm »

Enjoy!!!









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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2010, 12:06:20 am »

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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2010, 06:51:46 pm »

nice one!

i don't know if it is meant as a joke but i do usethe strong arming method and the plank.

hmmm...

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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2010, 03:41:20 pm »

Nice one indeed.
I use "The Plank" method the most,
follow by "Strong Arming" (sometimes)
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2010, 01:36:36 am »

hehe
i like the downward dog
thibk i'll give that a go Roll Eyes
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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2010, 01:51:21 am »

I just hop in the shower and piss right after I turn on the hot water. Roll Eyes



Is that shower water or piss?  ROTFL
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2010, 08:45:08 am »

Is that the real you in the picture on top cumeaternc? Nice article by the way! I never know we can have so much choices! All I know is just Strong Arming. You may also spread both the legs into A shape to bring down the upper body so it is easier to aim at the toilet.
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2010, 03:12:50 pm »

Is that the real you in the picture on top cumeaternc?

Off-Topic:
Sorry but that picture is not of me. Sad But these are http://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=6516.0Grin
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2010, 06:00:58 am »

I think of these every morning I get up to take a piss...

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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2010, 09:14:28 pm »

I forgot about this thread until this morning when I did a version of the lunge except I had to put my hand on the wall instead of my leg.
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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2010, 04:15:46 pm »

I think I'll try superman sooner or later  ROTFL
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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2010, 07:05:18 pm »

Hahahahaha, very funny
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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2010, 02:06:24 am »

I second the shower. Things coming off you are likely just as bad as the things coming out of you. I would, however, reserve this opinion for number 1 only.
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« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2010, 01:05:56 am »

I've never seen anyone perform the "Superman," but sure as hell would like to!
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« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2010, 02:07:20 am »

Quick story- I'm an American living in Korea. Quite often I see t-shirts with English writing that's either completely wrong, or just inappropriate. A few weeks ago I was waiting for the bus and I saw a 60-year-old woman with a 'Morning Wood Lumber Company' shirt. I *so* wanted to take her picture but she escaped before I could get it.
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« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2015, 11:21:57 pm »

i use the plank method . however i did not knew it was called THE PLANK. thanks and very informative and funny
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« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2016, 09:25:47 pm »

Hahahahaha, very funny
dont forgot to share a photo  Cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2016, 06:29:48 am »

i think ive seen these somwhere before, its hilarious but not sure how practical itll be
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« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2018, 06:32:02 pm »

Very funny
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« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2018, 04:04:39 pm »

I usually try to bend to nearly-plank level, but if I am feeling too lazy I may use the wash basin with the tap turned on, and wipe it with liquid soap right after. It feels a little gross, but it's too convenient, and it's an ensuite bathroom with me the only regular user.
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