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« on: February 05, 2010, 03:52:47 pm »

A Gay man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful prince".

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful prince, I will stay with you for one week."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a prince, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful prince, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a boyfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2010, 06:25:28 pm »

Agree.  Wink
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Guest,天下没有愚蠢的问题,只有不问问题才是愚蠢的
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2010, 11:16:55 pm »

LOL - you have to ask TheHunk in our chat what he does know about Real Programmers Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2010, 06:05:26 pm »

Thanks  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2010, 06:32:42 pm »

Thank you for this joke.

Q:  How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  None; that is a hardware problem.

Q:  How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  None; that is a software problem.

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« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2010, 03:27:39 am »

HAHAHA! I love it!
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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2010, 04:28:39 pm »

 Cheesy I want one !
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Dear Lord, I pray for:
Wisdom  to  understand  my  man,
Love  to  forgive  him,  and
Patience  for  his  moods.

Because,  Lord,  if  I  pray  for  Strength,  I'll beat  him to  death !
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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2010, 04:52:13 pm »

Cheesy I want one !

A talking frog or a boyfriend?  Grin
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