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« on: April 18, 2014, 11:57:56 am »

What do you think about this "religion"?
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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2014, 12:43:48 pm »



Sounds good to me! 





Just what I've been looking for!!
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« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2014, 06:40:04 pm »

im a devout pastafarian Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2014, 07:04:50 am »

The flying spaghetti monster isn't so much a religion, but a spoof on religion.
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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2014, 08:55:52 pm »

R'Amen!!!  Pope
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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2014, 11:21:05 pm »

R'Amen!!!  Pope
ding ding ding, we have a winner!  Cheers
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2014, 09:56:25 pm »

I have found the light!
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2014, 05:47:06 pm »

I don't like this religion. Look at it! two meat balls and noodly appendages... looks like a vacuum with oogly eyes.

No offense pastafarians.. but I just kinda like to worship my pasta with a sausage and dammit some sauce.
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« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2014, 01:07:05 pm »

Just as legit as any other made up crap out there.
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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2014, 09:18:31 pm »

The only difference between this and, say, satanism or the WBC might be that the Spaghetti church is committed to being a tongue-in-cheek parody of religion, while the other two seem genuinely invested in giving any religion a bad name, and other religious people a reason to be shunned by the "more enlightened and intelligent" public. Sneaky sneaky!
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« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2014, 10:03:30 am »

Satanism is a real religion.  In many countries, it meets the same legal requirements as traditional religions for the purpose of receiving the benefits provided by the state for religions.
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2014, 05:13:10 pm »

It's best religion ever created. And the rules are nice, Spaghetti God doesn't want us to stone to death everyone, make golden churches etc. Smiley
By golden churches I mean this shit: https://encrypted.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=Sanctuary%20of%20Our%20Lady%20of%20Liche%C5%84&tbs=imgo:1
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« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2014, 06:18:31 am »

It's best religion ever created. And the rules are nice, Spaghetti God doesn't want us to stone to death everyone, make golden churches etc. Smiley
By golden churches I mean this shit: https://encrypted.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=Sanctuary%20of%20Our%20Lady%20of%20Liche%C5%84&tbs=imgo:1

But you have to agree that church has impressive architecture style.  Blinking
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« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2014, 04:43:29 am »

As a person that suffers from depression, I find it odd that people would willingly choose to believe such a sad thing is real - that there is no God. Imagine if that is true, then life itself is meaningless. Meaningless things, like that idiot who drove 80 km/hr on the highway obstructing traffic, MUST PARISH.

I hope one day, we come up with the technologies to kill those traffic-obstructing morons who do no respond to honking when driving 80 km/hr on the highway, without leaving traceable evidence. Perhaps some slick tomato sauce on the road, or a nice big 10 Liter metal can of it, through his/her/their wind-shield.
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