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« on: October 24, 2015, 10:09:03 pm »

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. He chugs it, looks into his pocket and asks for another beer. He chugs that beer, looks into his pocket and asks for another.

The man does this a few more times until the bartender asks, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"

The man says, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough for me to go home."
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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2015, 10:16:49 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2016, 12:42:28 am »

 Grin
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2016, 10:29:54 am »

Why did he marry her then??
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2016, 01:04:08 am »

Why did he marry her then??

Maybe she got ugly over the time ...  Grin
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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2016, 02:43:44 am »

sounds about right for what i've seen in real life lol.
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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2016, 04:52:22 am »

 blow nose
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« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2016, 04:58:28 pm »

 Grin Grin
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2016, 06:55:45 am »

men sound like a perfect option at this moment hahaha Evil
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