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« on: November 07, 2015, 04:12:10 pm »

A Navy pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive
woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a
moment.

The woman asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just got
this state-of-the-art watch, and I'm testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about
it?" The Navy pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
panties!"

The Navy pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2016, 12:39:49 am »

 Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2016, 06:36:18 am »

HA! Cool
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2016, 10:26:22 am »

Seems like an Old Spice commercial Cheesy Love it
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2016, 01:02:51 am »

jaja  Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2016, 12:44:59 pm »

Good  Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2016, 11:37:35 pm »

Hahahaha
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2016, 04:48:22 am »

 Smiley
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