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« on: November 10, 2015, 09:03:50 am »

A gay guy had a hot date lined up. The problem was that his apartment was a mess, so he asked his friend if he could use his place for the night.

His friend reluctantly agreed, but warned the gay guy not to make a mess, or have sex all over his house.

The next day his friend comes back to see his apartment. When he opens the front door he sees cum covering the entire living room.

He shouts at the gay guy, "What the fuck happened I told you not to do it in here!"

The gay guy responds, "We didn't, I just farted."
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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2015, 12:32:26 am »

Love, love, LOVE this joke! Cheesy


« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2016, 12:39:20 am »



« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2016, 10:36:25 pm »



« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2016, 06:11:04 am »

 :rotfl:Reminded me of this one...

A trucker was driving down the highway when he saw to gays hitch hiking. 
He was not homophobic so he decided to pick them up.  The two gays got in
and they started down the road again.  About 1/2 an hour later one of the
gay guys spoke.
        "Do you mind if I fart?"He asked
        The driver replyed "No man. go ahead and let it rep."  So the gay
guy let it out.   PPPFFFFFFEEEEETTTT.  It whipsered.
About another 1/2 hour later the other gay asked to do the same  and again
the driver agreed.  PPPFFFFEEEEETTTT.  The driver did not know what to
think of these whipsery farts.  10 minutes later he had to fart.  He let
one rip that he thought any man would be proud of. 
BBBRRRRRAAAAMMMMMMMPPPPP!  The two gays laughed and the 1st said to the


« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2016, 12:51:12 am »

LMAO!!!  Grin Grin Grin


« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2016, 05:07:03 am »



« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2016, 07:05:03 pm »

haha both jokes r great


« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2016, 07:00:52 am »

LOL omg this is too graphic


« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2016, 12:23:06 pm »



« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2016, 05:00:33 pm »

 He He


« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2016, 07:46:23 pm »

hahahaha Cheesy

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