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« on: December 25, 2015, 09:47:42 am »

Beside donald trump who else do you find annoying running for president. I don't like that Ted Cruz moron.


« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2016, 04:54:29 am »

what about him do you find annoying


« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2016, 12:24:24 am »

Everything. The man is the undead embodiment of the German term "bachfeifengesicht," a face that wants to be slapped. He's a liar. He's a hypocrite. He's a self-righteous, pandering, judgmental christianist who claims to be the chosen candidate of the one, true god, but apparently was wrong about that. He did explicitly claim it, though. And so did his father, who runs a megachurch.

Did you see the video of him, a week before he he could not pretend his hate campaign was still viable, when he named a woman to be his vice president and then failed to notice when she introduced him at a rally and fell down right in front of him?

Or the video of his female toddler recoiling in horror as he attempted to kiss her for the camera?

Or the accidental fist he delivered to his wife's face just before conking her with an elbow for good measure?

Go look at the post I just made about his career starting with a ridiculous anti-dildo campaign in which he denied anyone had a right to jack off? Thousands of years of history and that has to have been a new path to secular power.

The late, beloved Molly Ivins has a hilarious summary of that crusade that is well worth watching:


At the White House Correspondents dinner Saturday, stand-up comedian Larry Wilmore actually answered your question.

"Ted Cruz is about to stay in the race. Man. Everybody hates Ted Cruz. Even O.J. Simpson said, 'That guy's just hard to like.'" [Note: a week later Ted was out of the race.]

Even to ask that question, you'd have to be from outside Trumpland, so you may not know that Simpson is generally believed to be an unconvicted murdering thug. And thus you may not know that The Zodiac Killer, a serial slayer in the San Francisco area who is still unidentified and uncaught decades later, continues to be the subject of gleeful Internet speculation.

Willmore seized on this silliness and took the mockery to increasing levels of bitter humor as he belabored the nonsensical point at considerable length. Read this transcript of the relevant portion of his remarks and see if you still have any questions.

====Willmore said====

This is true, this is true: You know, there's a joke going around the Internet that Ted Cruz is actually the Zodiac Killer. Right? I'm not making that up. Come on, that's absurd -- some people actually liked the Zodiac Killer.

Recently, Ted Cruz got a string of wins and endorsements, and then everybody remembered who Ted Cruz is: the Zodiac Killer.

Ted Cruz got zero delegates in New York, which is actually five more than I thought he would get for the Zodiac Killer.

John Boehner came out of retirement and described Ted Cruz as "Lucifer in the flesh." Lucifer! I mean, that is not fair, man. Lucifer is horrible, but he's not the Zodiac Killer.

Recently, Heidi Cruz revealed that after they got married, Ted bought them like 100 cans of soup. Not making yourself look less like the Zodiac Killer, Ted Cruz. Not doing it.

I don't even think Ted Cruz wants to be president. I think he's just criss-crossing the country, Zodiac-killing. That's my theory on it.

Alright, that's enough.

Ted Cruz actually announced Carly Fiorina as his VP pick, and he's not even the nominee yet. You've seen this, right? Who does that? Except the Zodiac Killer.

No, but see here, think how strange it is, you guys, think how strange it is: Ted Cruz picked a vice president. That doesn't make sense, because serial killers always work alone. And I don't know if you've thought about this, but if Carly Fiorina were vice president, she would only be a heartbeat away from being Zodiac-killed. It's very important information, people should know.


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