Americans don't do irony???
These are real questions from a
US Visa Waiver form* B) Have you ever been arrested or convicted for a crime that resulted in serious damage to property, or serious harm to another person or government authority?
Yes No
* C) Have you ever violated any law related to possessing, using, or distributing illegal drugs?
Yes No
* D) Do you seek to engage in or have you ever engaged in terrorist activities, espionage, sabotage, or genocide?
Yes No
* E) Have you ever committed fraud or misrepresented yourself or others to obtain, or assist others to obtain, a visa or entry into the United States?
Yes No What chance of entry if you answer yes to any of them?