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« on: December 22, 2016, 12:48:08 am »

They walk up to the bartender and ask – ”Can we get a free drink?”
The bartender – ”Sure, if all of your dicks combined are at least one meter!”
The three crazy guys need to pull them out to see if the combined length is at least one meter.
They measure them and the first one is 50 cm, the second one 49 cm and the third one 1 cm.
When later during the evening they leave the bar, the first one says ”We were fortunate that mine was 50 cm”
The next one says, ”It was also good that mine was 49 cm”.
Finally the third one says, ”And we were fortunate that I had a boner!”.



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