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« on: April 02, 2017, 01:06:34 pm »

What would be your porn name.

A while back on a different site this topic came up and some of them were really funny.

I once heard it said that you took the your first name from the name of your first pet and the second name from your mothers maiden name.

Sweetie (from a three year olds budgerigar) and Penny (mothers maiden name) was one of the funniest I remember.

Mine would be Seb(astian) from my Old English Sheepdog, Weedon (mothers maiden name) Great for Piss Movies.

My former partners Porn name would have been King (Alsatian Dog) Looney (Irish Mothers maiden name).

Know of any other goodies?
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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2017, 04:45:04 am »

Growing pig
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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2017, 03:09:23 am »

Janacira Tamanduah
It's a webserie character's name that make me laugh a lot every time I listen it XD
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« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2017, 05:12:41 am »

Mr. Girth? Cause I got pretty impressive girth
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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2017, 05:44:25 am »

Mr. Girth? Cause I got pretty impressive girth

Pic or it's not truth!
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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2017, 07:28:18 am »

I'll be called Smug Face
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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2017, 11:27:12 am »

Not really funny or catchy, so much as it is nonsensical:
Lovable Furry Savage.

"Lovable Furry" was a calico cat from when I was a little kid (I didn't name her). We also had two dogs: Suzie, a doberman, and Broccoli, a black lab. "Suzie Savage" works for a female name, though it sounds a bit hackneyed.
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2017, 08:09:15 pm »

I always liked names that are strong like "Gage" "Ares" "Stone" "Steele". But also names that aren't any name or surname but something with meaning like "Bishop Angus" "Rogue Status" "Seven Dixon" Cool names.
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2017, 09:17:50 pm »

I once heard it said that you took the your first name from the name of your first pet and the second name from your mothers maiden name.

Shalom Garcia. What a cultural sundry. Cheesy

My neighbor named my first pet (a koi fish). laugh
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2017, 09:55:12 pm »

A while back on a different site this topic came up and some of them were really funny.

I once heard it said that you took the your first name from the name of your first pet and the second name from your mothers maiden name.

So... mine would be 'Taro Tan' then?  laugh
Do we have a name generator for this? We need one  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2017, 10:52:16 pm »

I'd definately name myself Cherry Poppins  Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2017, 11:28:08 am »

Well, forgetting any relationship to a pet or my mom in terms of a porn name...

Guy  B. Dickens Evil
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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2017, 12:05:23 pm »

I think mine would be :Dunkin' Donut  censored
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« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2017, 03:28:37 pm »

My Porn name is Phil Mias. If I had topped on the first one I would have went with Philup Moreass. You can catch me on Chub Videos.
Ok and before it starts fill up more ass yea right,I Know,I know. Now The best strait porn name I can think of is Justin Beavers.
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« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2017, 11:21:02 pm »

First animal was a cat (Friskey) and mother's maiden name (Hill)

Friskey Hill

sounds like a good power bottom porn name lol
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« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2017, 11:52:29 pm »

Jimmy Potter
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